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We got this letter from our friend Dan:

A little commentary on this one. All of the Duluth area hamsexy fans have been waiting for this one. This guy’s name is Dave and he has been thorn in the side of the ham community ever since he got his no-code tech license about 15 years ago. He has plagued area police and sheriff departments with his never ending interference of police service with his flashing lights and homemade police uniforms. You can see his vehicle is just dripping with ham sexiness. I wish I could have walked up to it and taken a picture of the rats nest of microphone cords by the drivers console. But this fellow is a loose cannon so I thought it best to keep a distance from his home. Since he thinks he is a cop I am sure he would think he has the authority to shoot me. Hope you can use the picture!

We just got this in our inbox… it seems another Hamsexy field phootgrapher got a shot of the new red porcupine at the Claremore, OK Hamfest… Nice!! Can’t get over that spotlight, man…

Another day, another porcupine sighting at a hamfest. This portcupine comes from a Hamfest in Oklahoma by an anonymous submitter. This entry has the added bonus of being dangerously messy inside, which adds to it’s Hamsexyness. one really wonders how this monstrosoty is wired, and if an Escort’s stock alternator could possibly handle that many radios. Probably not, but who knows- maybe all of these antennas are for show..? This car is from Missouri (the Show Me state), so I would like the owner to Show Me what he needs that much antennae for.

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Alright kids… the Hamsexy Hooptiethon is here!!

What is the Hooptiethon? It’s a chance for you – the Hamsexy reader – to decide which is the hamsexiest vehicle we’ve featured on this site.

What makes a vehicle hamsexy? We’re not looking for the most IMPRESSIVE install, we’re looking for the WORST. What’s the goofiest, whackerish most pathetic install we’ve highlighted? Here’s your chance to tell us.

Check out the vehicles on display on the Hamsexy Image Gallery’s Vehicle Collection and place your votes. How do you nominate? Easy – add a comment to this article and let us know what Hooptie you want to nominate. Is it the Hamsexy Porcupine? The Scanner Explosion? The K-Car? Check out the gallery and let us know! On April 1st (April Fools Day) we’ll tabulate your responses and post the finalists in the Hamsexy Hooptie 2005 gallery in the photo section and allow you to select your favourite.

So get searching, and nominate your favourite!!

Friend of Hamsexy Grge recently turned 40…. his wife threw him a surprise birthday party and baked up this sweet, cakey Hamsexy goodness.

All of the hams in attendance at the party devoured this cake in no time, but thankfully someone snapped a photo a milisecond before it was eaten out of existence.

We got this photo from a group we like to call the “Canadian Hamsexy Goon Squad”, posing behind the infamous C.O.V.E.R.T. whacker van (we got an e-mail from V.E.T.S. asking us to kindly stop associating them to the C.O.V.E.R.T. Whacker van…. we apologize for the association.)

Featured in the photo are: Alex (VA3GPL), Rod (VE3RTT), Scott (VE3RWL), Rob (VE3ESC), Mike (VE3XLS) and Taylor (VA3PIX).

This photo was taken at the imfamous St. Catharines hamfest, for some reason the most notorious hamfest of the year so far.

If you and your buddies want to appear on Hamsexy as your state’s local goon squad, send the photo to us at the usual address.

Click on the thumbnail to see the full-size photo!