Alright kids… the Hamsexy Hooptiethon is here!!
What is the Hooptiethon? It’s a chance for you – the Hamsexy reader – to decide which is the hamsexiest vehicle we’ve featured on this site.
What makes a vehicle hamsexy? We’re not looking for the most IMPRESSIVE install, we’re looking for the WORST. What’s the goofiest, whackerish most pathetic install we’ve highlighted? Here’s your chance to tell us.
Check out the vehicles on display on the Hamsexy Image Gallery’s Vehicle Collection and place your votes. How do you nominate? Easy – add a comment to this article and let us know what Hooptie you want to nominate. Is it the Hamsexy Porcupine? The Scanner Explosion? The K-Car? Check out the gallery and let us know! On April 1st (April Fools Day) we’ll tabulate your responses and post the finalists in the Hamsexy Hooptie 2005 gallery in the photo section and allow you to select your favourite.
So get searching, and nominate your favourite!!
I nominate the REACT Cruiser, nice clean install, not overloaded with emergency lighting or too too many antennas, but i like it
…i misread the post on the main site , i thought it said post your nomination in the gallery…….and you can’t delete posts from the gallery either, shit
Yeah, sorry for the unclear instructions… Please nominate your entrants HERE, not in the gallery.
Thanks for the nomination – but you’re supposed to nominate the WORST installs, not the ones you like!! Go back and read the post again!!! (grin)
Oh for fucks sakes, than I nominate the Hamsexy Bus….lazy humps are too lazy to make their mag mount cell ‘tenna point up…..and look at all the trash in it…does some HamHermit live inside?
Did I get it right this time?….still half a sleep, need some Tim’s to perk me up, or maybe some intant crap….i dunno…….decisions, decisions
We need more entries. I want more MORE DAMMIT!
I nominate the ham bus
Definetly gotta vote for the bus, large hamsexynessismosity!!
I could only dream of a sexy castle like the hamsexy bus. When I was homeless i had me an early eighties Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser station wagon. Blocked out the back windows, put in a full size mattress, B+W tv, CB radio 40 channels, And got more action than ever before. Lets hear it fior the BUS!
I have to vote for the Porcupine Whacker. It’s the most Motosexual!
What is better than a Whacker car?
4 whacker cars!!!!
I vote for Sad Security.
Shit…the bus, hands friggin down!!
I would have to say the Bus only because that freak lives here (Parks) in K-W, I saw that piece of shit parked on Wellington street today.
I vote the bus. But only because sheriffe is threatening to shoot me if I don’t! Mom! Waaah!
I like the Volkswagen Golf (Terrible Antenna Install). The spray-painted splash guards, strapped on bumper, and hatch padlock win it my vote.
I vote for Porcupine Whacker. The bus is a dump, but nothing says “Whacker” like a yellow light bar and a gazillion antennas.
The bus.