How not to Wardrive…..

Here’s an e-mail we got from Robert KE4MCL:

ham+tennis ball can+welder+computer geek=uberhamsexy

What is it? A device used for shooting tennis balls at tailgaters or is part of a new game called “hole the pigeon”?

Enter the hamsexy mobile sterilization station.. This is what happens when you let a wardriving ham get near a pile of scrap steel and a welder. Being the good cheap ham that he is he welded himself up an antenna mount from scrap steel then strapped it in with adjustable straps and topped it off with a homemade 2.4ghz cantenna that looks like its about to neutralize oncoming drivers.

Never mind the loss of the coax running into the cab, its still hamsexy!


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Alberta Rockies Sexy

Friend of Hamsexy Justin VE3UDP sent us this update from the wilds of the Canadian Rockies:

“Justin and Leigh VE3HYP send in these photos from their mini HamSpedition into the Canadian Rockies, after saying hello to Nick at the local NTF Communications in Calgary and purchasing a VX-6R they proceeded to Banff to climb high above a local waterfall to take some spectacular photo’s, VE3UDP being tired lugging his hamsexy gut around, they decided to take the Banff Gondola to the top of Sulphur mountain, and visit the ledgondary “Cosmic Ray Station” built in 1956. Seen here the pair is attempting to contact other amateurs and stop for a quick IRLP back to Ontario before heading down.


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The defintion of Hamsexy

First of all – I’m sorry that the site hasn’t been updated lately….. things have been pretty hectic here at Hamsexy HQ… We promise that it won’t take thirteen weeks to get what we want (plus a fifteen processing period). I’ve got a pile of stuff that I need to work on getting onto the site, but hey… like I said.. I’ve been busy.

Anyhow.. got this great e-mail from Frank KI4IJQ today… I thought I’d share it with you:

So I do the network and servers for some Lan-Parties (www.lan-zig.com) here in South Florida, and we use MURS fot the staff for communications since only two of us have amateur licences, I use my VHF M-RK, and we have an assortment of other radios like Kenwood’s and ICom’s… M-RK’s are also the radios the county police use, but they are on 800 trunked (why else have one? lol)… anyhow one of our sponsors is an energy drink called “Sum Poosie” (shrug I know, but I digress) as part of theirmarketing they use rather attractive models… when one of them showed up, I looked at my M-RK and thought… hrmm, LiFi (look important feel important duh) + hot chick = hamsexy!

So after asking her nicely I snapped one for ya 😉



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VE3ECM approves!!

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And your 2005 Hooptiethon winner is….

THE PORCUPINE WHACKER!!




All of the votes were tallied, and the results were overwhelmingly for the PORCUPINE WHACKER, your choice for Hamsexiest Car of 2005!

A Caprice with a whacktastic lightbar, more antennae than most international airports, a sickening jumble of scanners and radios littering the inside, and a baffling placement of an orange strobe beacon….. as it was postulated before, to prevent any chance of seeing out the back window through the forest of antennae.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

First runner-up was the Hamsexy Handi-Bus with 25 votes, Sad Security with 20 and rounding out the field was the Terrible Antenna VW with 16.

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Brampton, Ontario Hamfest

Well, it’s that time of year again.. time for HAM-EX 2005, held in Brampton, Ontairo Canada (northwest of Toronto). As always, it’s a hamsexy affair, and this year was no different. I saddled up, charged the camera and headed on down to see what’s going on. I met up with some old friends there, VA3WXM was guarding the parking lot and earned himself a Hamsexy cap for his efforts. Inside the flea market I met up with friends of Hamsexy VE3ESC, VA3AGF and VE3ECM, the latter of which was manning a table selling some goodies.

In all, the flea market wasn’t bad. It had the usual junk and oddly wafting hamfest smell, but it had some interesting items of note. I was a little disapointed at the lack of hamsexynes, though.. there wasn’t a mobility cart or body-mounted mobile radio to be seen, and the famous van with the huge Yagi on the roof was minus huge Yagi. The Volkswagen with the terrible antenna install was there in full effect, as was a new Porcupine VW I’ve never seen before.

The Durham Region ARES ambulance made an appearance, looking as whackerish as ever, complete with red and white emergency lighting. As well, the outdoor pathways were marked with yellow police tape…. whoof… As well, I got my first glimpse at the Peel Radio Club ARES trailer…. a rather sad looking affair, looking more like a shabby camping trailer than a communications outpost….. but at least it doesn’t reek of “whacker” like the Durham ambulance does.

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Hazmat whacker…?

We got this e-mail from friend of Hamsexy Jaymz:

I practically crashed my car when I saw this vehicle on my way to work this afternoon. I don’t know who owns this vehicle, but I can say they are not a member of the county’s haz-mat team and this vehicle is NOT even a county vehicle. It has a standard passenger registration on it that comes back to some general shmoe in the world. (Yes I checked, I can’t legally give the details. But I did check). My curiousity revolves around, who is this person really… what are they carrying.. and what in God’s name do they think they are going to do if there is a real Haz-Mat incident. As a Tech Level Haz Mat responder with the county team.. this yahoo will more than likely be a casualty than a rescuer.

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Hamsexy Hooptiethon Finalists announced!!

Alright, I’ve counted the votes and tabulated the results – as a result we’ve got four finalists in the Hamsexy Hooptiethon! They are:

  • The Hamsexy Bus
  • Sad Security
  • Porcupine Whacker
  • Terrible Antenna VW Golf

Here’s how you vote. Visit the Hamsexy Image Gallery and RATE your favourite image a 5 (the drop-down thingie under the image’s information window). You can only vote for an image once. Vote for the HAMSEXIEST vehicle! You don’t need to be registered or anything to vote, voting is open for anyone. The polls will be open for one week – on Saturday , April 9th I will announce the winner of the 2005 HAMSEXY HOOPTIETHON and present your king for all of you to worship. So vote today!! Do it!

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