And your 2005 Hooptiethon winner is….

THE PORCUPINE WHACKER!!

All of the votes were tallied, and the results were overwhelmingly for the PORCUPINE WHACKER, your choice for Hamsexiest Car of 2005!

A Caprice with a whacktastic lightbar, more antennae than most international airports, a sickening jumble of scanners and radios littering the inside, and a baffling placement of an orange strobe beacon….. as it was postulated before, to prevent any chance of seeing out the back window through the forest of antennae.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

First runner-up was the Hamsexy Handi-Bus with 25 votes, Sad Security with 20 and rounding out the field was the Terrible Antenna VW with 16.