Anybody still read this site? 🙂
Some of us leave it in our RSS readers.
TRI-COLOR FOAMING WAX.
yes.. rss feed ..
Yep. Back that ass up.
Yes! And I miss seeing it updated.
Next time I go to a hamfest, maybe I’ll try to take some pictures of anything particularly ridiculous…
This is where I get my HAM fashion tips.
Yea I still read it, almost daily, but we need to find some more updates for the front page.
Hey, I heard there is a hamsexy facebook page. you should provide a link to it for easy clicking. I’m too lazy to do it myself because my butt is stuck to my chair
I keep waiting for updates….
I subscribe to the rss feed…
RSS here too.
I check in every couple of weeks.
I’ve read this website about a 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!
It’s my homepage!
I do. I miss your updates! Hamvention can’t get here soon enough.
I need some more pictures of the hot and sexy ladies you always seem to find there.
Yes, yes and yes.
I think this site has a great attitude towards this whole radio mess we’ve gotten ourselves involved in. Keep up the good work. Ham radio should be fun and that’s what you’re doing.
Still visit every few months.. Need more updates
>Anybody still read this site?
Ever heard of SERVER LOGS?! FFS, check your logs, you probably get 50,000 hits per month looking for new posts.
We humbly bow and grovel at your feet awaiting the grace to receive another update.
I check once a week. Love the site, wish there were more frequent updates. I’d suggest Mr. Ted Jeffries ND4K of Inglis Florida for some attention. Read his whiny ass letter to QST on page 24 of the April 2012 issue. He believes that the Amateur Extra class license has lost its dignity due to the removal of the morse requirement. He suggests a new badge “Maximum Communicator” to adorn the sunken chests and dusty walls of extra class operators that pass a 20 WPM exam administered by the ARRL. Funny, Doesn’t ARRL still do qualifying runs? Seems to me, now he wants two badges for his 20 wpm? Shouldn’t dignity come from something other than a piece of paper?
Dude, this isn’t just a website. It’s a cultural reference point and permanent part of the language for a whole generation of hams. We say things like “I was going to install a bigger antenna on the car, but decided it would just be too hamsexy.” Heck, you’re even helping to reduce some of the more egregious displays of hamsexiness. A radio club I know was talking about getting some officious-looking ID cards printed up, and I pointed them to one of the posts here awhile back. There’s been no more mention of ID cards from them since.
So yeah, more updates please. Hamfest season is coming up, and I, for one, will be keeping a camera handy for it.
I think we need to establish a Hamsexy accredited Exam for Emcom Wanking. Those here still reading this forum will be required to contribute to a question pool. Once done we can
have some sort of VE process. Those who pass will get mailed a nice 8×12″ certificate
with their callsign and a wallet card. The initial set of Hamsexxy operating privileges
granted will be minimum 500W operation on the 11m (CB) band – preferably using high VSWR
and amps in clipping region. No CB SSB allowed initially. Here’s a rough draft of the
sections of question groups:
1. Requirements of Emcomm Emergency Vehicle (lights, tires, engine reqts, rims, tints, decor)
2. Uniforms, Attire, Identification, Ranks and Insignia
3. Communications Equipment Standards (aka gear)
4. Pre-Event Operations
4a. Securing food, water, shelter and sources of electrical power
4b. Threat assessment (nuclear, Rapture, Comet impact) and selecting a relocation site
4c. Interaction with other agencies (Police/Fire/EMS, Strategic Air Command, NASA, CIA)
5. Post-Event and Restoration of Order
5a. Basic Police and Arrest Procedures (apprehending and securing suspects, investigations)
5b. Emergency Judicial Procedures (tribunals, courtmarshals and conducting executions)
5c. Coordination with Local Militias and Sovereign Nation Individuals in your area.
6. Social issues in the Emergency Situations
6a. Learn who REALLY controls the Banks and International money markets.
6b. The hidden effects of Flouride in water on the memory and learning.
GroundedGridSexxy is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! We need a HamSexy EMCOMM certification quiz. Give the recipient a certificate by PDF. Although I disagree with the question pool he has put forward, think of it as a “Choose Your Own Adventure” for hams.
Question 1 – Do you know morse code? Yes, they can go on, No, they get a snarky reply and are told that they are the reason for everything wrong in ham radio.
Question 2 – Can you implement a functional internet email gateway and blue force tracking system for 20 fixed users and 50 mobile units, using only off-grid equipment and assuming a required relay distance of 180 miles. Yes – they get told that Internet is not ham radio and to stop assing around, No, they are allowed to move on in the quiz as suitable fucktards for the fat and useless crew.
Question 3 – Can they pass a POPAT, Cooper’s, POST, CPAT, APFT, AFPFT or any other form of standardized physical fitness test? If Yes, they are allowed to continue. If No, they are told they are elligible for Command Staff, provided they are NIMS/EMCOMM1 certified.
Question 4 – Something about their “Go Bag” radio. How many forms of electriciy can be fed into it? Extra points for Anderson Powerpoles.
Question 5 – Can they lift or reliably move the radio from Question 4 more than 600 yards, dodging debris, while wearing a Hi-Vis vest, ballcap with the words “EMCOMM” on it and carrying a clipboard, paper, pens, forms, insulin, ensure and geritol?
Question 6 – Do they have a wankermobile? With lights? Siren? Fancy Decals? Response kit?
Question 7 – When is the last time you saw your dick?
Question 8 – If needed to move debris, how long can they operate a chainsaw, shovel, come-along, pick or wheelbarrow without insulin, oxygen, cardiac intervention or hearing aid batteries?
I know there are more questions….
Got my ticket around 1.5 months ago, and I’m loving this place!
Bring back the really old stuff, like the Canadian ham who used to prank the drive through windows with his HTX, all the old QRZ nonsense, etc.
Desperately waiting for more hamsexiness!
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