One of our forum guys posted this link for the perusal of our members:
http://www.brianbell.net/projects/warbarge.htm
The site features an unremarkable yet strangely over-the-top Caprice setup for some volly firefighter slash stormchaser slash wardriver slash copier repairman he has named “The Warbarge”.
While describing the WARBARGE, he writes: “It does incorporate GPS and video monitoring as well as an alarm system and other security features which are classified and cannot be published.”
Anyone want to speculate what these super secret features are that cannot be published are? Is it a door mounted flamethrower? Is it a highly advanced railgun hidden within the exhaust system? The best suggestion gets a check for a million dollars (posted dated to the year 3000)
10:1 bet that the creator of the warbarge is a warbarge himself.
I think the secret is that he/she can make XP run with 256K of RAM. That is a feat in itself. Heck DOS cant even run with 256K of RAM. But hey 256K would make a Commodore 64 four times smarter.
Also I like the disctinction between RF Devices and Radio Frequency Devices. That really shows off his/her entellijance.
It has a highly effective female repellent and body odour amplification system.
He remembered to include the “Audible Warning” and “Visual Warning” sections, but forgot to include an “Olfactory Warning” section.
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