{"id":789,"date":"2007-04-03T14:24:15","date_gmt":"2007-04-03T18:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=789"},"modified":"2007-04-03T14:24:15","modified_gmt":"2007-04-03T18:24:15","slug":"the-infamous-dwi-hunter-whacker-mobile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=789","title":{"rendered":"The Infamous &#8220;DWI Hunter&#8221; Whacker Mobile&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen this sexy beast many many times in and around Queens.<\/p>\n<p>Last Friday, after locking my keys in my Jeep (don&#8217;t ask) and waiting for a tow truck, I spotted the elusive target in the same lot. He didn&#8217;t escape the cameraphone this time!<\/p>\n<p>Notice the custom &#8220;RESCUE 7&#8221; license plate, clearly a reference to the FDNY Rescue Squads&#8230; I don&#8217;t even think there&#8217;s a Rescue 7&#8230; there isn&#8217;t, I just checked. There are only 5. I guess this uber whacker thinks he&#8217;s an unofficial Rescue Squad of his own.<\/p>\n<p>There are tons of rear facing lights, and no whacker-mobile would be complete without some really terrible vinyl lettering stuck on the bumper&#8230; D.W.I. Hunter, indeed!<\/p>\n<p>The inside is, of course, a total shit pile, full of papers and junk. It&#8217;s clear the owner of this P.O.S. doesn&#8217;t have a significant other, as the passenger seat has a really crappy mobile office thing covering the seat. Either that, or his wife wouldn&#8217;t be caught dead in this eyesore.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get pics of the inside or the front, as it was a snap and run (the urban wannabe can be a very hostile species, don&#8217;t cha know?)&#8230; but next time I see him, I&#8217;ll be sure to snap a few more.<\/p>\n<p>Click on the thumbnail for a large version.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reversesnowplow.com\/hamsexy\/DWI_hunter.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.reversesnowplow.com\/hamsexy\/DWI_hunter_small.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen this sexy beast many many times in and around Queens. Last Friday, after locking my keys in my Jeep (don&#8217;t ask) and waiting for a tow truck, I spotted the elusive target in the same lot. He didn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=789\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hamsexyness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}