{"id":657,"date":"2006-12-24T23:24:11","date_gmt":"2006-12-25T03:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=657"},"modified":"2006-12-25T00:19:23","modified_gmt":"2006-12-25T04:19:23","slug":"657","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=657","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image656\" height=\"349\" alt=\"xmas.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/xmas.jpg\" width=\"431\" \/><\/p>\n<p>To our friends, enemies and hangers-on&#8230;. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.<\/p>\n<p>And, if you celebrate something other than Christmas, tough shit. Have fun today with all the stores closed, suckers!<br \/>\nFrom Bryan, Seth and all of the Hamsexy staff!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To our friends, enemies and hangers-on&#8230;. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. And, if you celebrate something other than Christmas, tough shit. Have fun today with all the stores closed, suckers! From Bryan, Seth and all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=657\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":458,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hamsexyness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/458"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=657"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}