{"id":376,"date":"2006-06-11T23:54:20","date_gmt":"2006-06-12T03:54:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=376"},"modified":"2006-06-11T23:57:43","modified_gmt":"2006-06-12T03:57:43","slug":"376","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"Antennae – Freudian style"},"content":{"rendered":"

Consider the antenna. Ham radio’s own phallic metaphor. A thick, strong, rigid boner towering 50 feet over your neighbours – what better way to let your neighbours know of your vitality than sporting a huge antenna. They don’t call it ‘erecting an antenna’ for nothing, you know. Be proud, stand in your yard with your hands on your hips, a triumphant look on your face as your huge, steely member casts a shadow on those who live next to you. Add an automatic telescoping boom to your unit, and Freud smiles down upon thee. Your penis might be a meager todger, but your antenna brings your neighbourhood to it’s knees. Relish in it’s glory!<\/p>\n

And, if you want to show off your, err, erection to more than just your neighbours, strap your unit onto your car and give off a road show! Brand new Hamsexy Forums<\/a> member swest<\/b> certainly made a good impression by using his virgin post to show us these beauties. I just had to show them (and my penis talk veiled in allegory and illustrated by metaphor) to those who browse the front page. Thanks swest<\/b>, and welcome to the\u00a0 Forums<\/a>!!!<\/p>\n

As always, clickey=biggie<\/p>\n

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\nHoly shit…. those are some nasty big flyswatters….<\/p>\n

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\nThe geekiest way to introduce rain to the interior of your vehicle…<\/p>\n

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\nNothing puts the cherry on a multi-thousand dollar install job than writing your callsign with a $1.99 roll of painter’s masking tape.<\/p>\n

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\nThe guy with the sweatshirt tucked into his jogging pants is their leader.<\/p>\n

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“Where does the wife sit? Why,sir, do you assume that I’m married?”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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