{"id":30,"date":"2005-04-12T10:50:17","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T15:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=30"},"modified":"2005-04-12T10:54:13","modified_gmt":"2005-04-12T15:54:13","slug":"and-your-2005-hooptiethon-winner-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"And your 2005 Hooptiethon winner is&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>THE PORCUPINE WHACKER!!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/pork1.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/pork2.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/pork3.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/pork4.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>All of the votes were tallied, and the results were overwhelmingly for the PORCUPINE WHACKER, your choice for Hamsexiest Car of 2005! <\/p>\n<p>A Caprice with a whacktastic lightbar, more antennae than most international airports, a sickening jumble of scanners and radios littering the inside, and a baffling placement of an orange strobe beacon&#8230;.. as it was postulated before, to prevent any chance of seeing out the back window through the forest of antennae.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to everyone who voted!<\/p>\n<p>First runner-up was the Hamsexy Handi-Bus with 25 votes, Sad Security with 20 and rounding out the field was the Terrible Antenna VW with 16. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE PORCUPINE WHACKER!! All of the votes were tallied, and the results were overwhelmingly for the PORCUPINE WHACKER, your choice for Hamsexiest Car of 2005! A Caprice with a whacktastic lightbar, more antennae than most international airports, a sickening jumble &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/?p=30\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hamsexyness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamsexy.com\/cms\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}