Rescue Rangers Porn?

One of the things I like to do now and then is to see how people find this site. It’s not only a good curiosity factor, it’s useful to see who’s being exposed to our site, and who is talking about us.

 I’ve been running Hamsexy.com for the past few years now, and it never ceases to amaze me what strange, fucked up search engine queries point people in our direction. This one, however, was the strangest:

 Rescue Ranger porn? I am trying to think back in the history of this site where I’ve even MENTIONED the Disney saturday morning cartoon series “Chip n’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers“, much less in a sexual context. It’s even freaking me out that someone’s looking for this. I don’t know – I’m at work right now, and the last thing I want to be asked about is why I’m surfing for Rescue Ranger porn. But – what I’m most disturbed about is that the guy went searching for Rescue Ranger porn, saw our site pop up, and said “Eh, that’ll do instead”. Popple Porn, I can understand. Those Popples were popping up for more than fun, rest assured.

Strange days indeed, gentle readers.