Brad posted this earlier.  I thought the hamsexy audience would enjoy it. 

I believe :
-the Constitution should be the ONLY law of the land, anything thats not expressly listed should NOT be law, NO EXCEPTIONS, NO COMPROMISE.
-personal liberties should be protected at all cost.
-bureaucrats with bad comb overs don’t belong in peoples private lives.
-social programs suck and I shouldn’t have to support others,
-in the undeniable right to carry a gun and defend ones self and family,
-main stream pop culture is created by idiots for idiots.
-”reality TV” should be banned, it makes the masses dumb,
-parents should be responsible for children, not the school system,
-the IRS is illegal,
-government is NOT to be trusted at all, even locally,
-our elected officials should fear the wrath of the people,
-you pull your weight or you starve,
-you should be able to spank your kids, it builds character and a sense of right and wrong,
-we will have to fight Islam, they won’t have it any other way, violence is in their beliefs, its either going to be in their back yard or in ours,
-I don’t need church, synagogue, or mosque, but if you do thats cool, just don’t try to force it upon me,
-I’m proud to be a infidel,
-I should be able to use deadly force against any intruder into my home,
-I’m not afraid to offend someone, (SO GO FUCK YOURSELF ALREADY!!)
-if you leave hanging chads, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote,
-just because you are in movies or on TV doesen’t make you important, the world will function without you just fine,
-political correctness is for those offended by the truth,
-states should make their own choices w/o federal interference,
-illegals should be deported to protect the sovereignty of our country,
-I’m in it for me and my family only, I could care less if you starve,
-NAFTA, CAFTA and China’s “most favored nation status” screwed the American worker,
-no free passes for corporations, I pay, you pay too,
-property taxes prevent you from EVER owning your home,
-the Marines should be deployed to the UN to help them move to France,
-pedophiles should be killed, no exceptions,
-you are solely responsible for your actions and must accept the consequences,
-that if you want to slob knob or eat box, I don’t care just keep it private, I don’t have sex with my wife in public and would like the same respect,
-Bush is a idiot,
-Cheney is corrupt,
-Kennedy is a murderer,
-Kerry committed treason,
-Pelosi is a dumb power hungry cunt,
-the Clintons kill to maintain power,
-Edwards is a cocksmoker,
-Obama is a fool,
-Graham is a asshat,
-Gore is a full of shit hypocrite,
-Nader is a jackass,
-the only signs in the US written in a foreign language should point to English classes,
-I don’t feel guilty because I’m a white male, matter a fact I’m proud because of it. I also don’t owe you or anybody else shit.