Archive for October, 2006

31
Oct

When Amateurs grow up….

Happy Halloween everyone!! Here’s a spoooooooky post from an anonymous submitter:

I’ve been subscribed to the mailing list http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WCFARES/ for a while now and think that some of the posts are ridiculous. WCF (West Central Florida) is some sort of “official” ARRL section they have set up over here.

The one post which I thought might have been worthy of a Hamsexy submission was this little ditty:

Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:30 pm
SUBJECT: A “new” nickname?

With all the advanced training a lot of us have or are going through, it
sounds kind of “amateur” to be calling ourselves Amateurs, and calling
ourselves hams … doesn’t help evoke any sense of professionalism.

I think we need to come up with a new technical and professional
sounding word for ourselves! Emergency Communicator is OK … but kind
of long and doesn’t really stand out and make an impression!

Ideas?

Ron Wetjen ”

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Then he replied to himself;

Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:33 pm

> I think we need to come up with a new technical and professional
> sounding word for ourselves!

After a little thinking, I thought of “Communications Specialist”.

Some poking around, and I discovered there is a “Communications
Specialist” position in the ICS system!

The position description below refers to the position on a Search &
Rescue team, but take that out, and it describes what we do and what we
should know perfectly! (Haven’t found anything yet, on the FEMA
Communications Specialist Course other than maybe IS-242)

“Communications Specialist” sure sounds a LOT better than “Amateur” …
and since it’s already in the ICS system, everyone already has an idea
of what it is!

FEMA US&R RESPONSE SYSTEM

Position Description:

COMMUNICATIONS SPECIALIST

The task force Communications Specialist is responsible for managing the
communications system for the task force during incident operations. The
Communications Specialist reports directly to the Technical Team Manager.

Description of Duties

The Communications Specialist is responsible for:

Participating in the development of the Communications Plan.

Assessing overall needs and developing the Task Force Incident
Communications Plan.

Obtaining frequencies, installation, operation, and maintenance of the
task force communications system during incident operations.

Coordinating communications with other appropriate entities including
the IST Communication Unit Leader.

Adhering to all safety procedures.

Accountability, maintenance, and minor repairs for all issued equipment.

Maintaining appropriate records and reports.

Performing additional tasks or duties as assigned during a mission.

Maintaining the communications cache in an operational state at all times.

Monitoring all task force communications.

Developing requests for ordering replacements for consumable items and
items lost damaged or destroyed.

Position Requirements and Criteria

Individuals who meet the following requirements and criteria will be
eligible to become Communications Specialists in the FEMA US&R Response
System. The intent of these requirements is to select personnel capable
of managing the communications needs of the task force in the urban
disaster environment. The requirements and criteria for the position are
identified in the following categories:

Knowledge
Skills
Abilities

Knowledge

1. Must have practical knowledge of current telecommunications theory.
2. Must have a working knowledge of the parameters of task force
communications equipment including:

Installation
Operation
Power requirements
Frequency programming
Field troubleshooting

3. Knowledge of incident communications planning and frequency management.

4. Knowledge of radio protocols and operational discipline.

5. Knowledge of amateur radio skills and operations, land mobile radio,
telephone, and satellite systems.

6. Must have completed the FEMA Communications Specialist Course.

Skills

1. Ability to work with and effectively communicate within the task
force and with other entities regarding communications issues.

2. Ability to effectively organize and plan during crisis situations.

3. Have a working knowledge of computers and applications.

4. Ability to program communications equipment.

Abilities

1. Ability to anticipate and plan for task force communications needs.

2. Ability to instruct task force members in the correct use of
communications equipment while deployed in a disaster environment.

3. Able to work at heights to place antennas, repeaters, etc.

4. Must be able to communicate effectively orally and in writing.

Ron Wetjen ”
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They have my membership on “Moderated Status” and they will not let any of my replies go through, so here is my attempted response:

Just call your self amateurs because that is what you are. A professional is someone who does something FOR A LIVING, such as fire chiefs, dispatchers, or police command bus crews. They are not amateurs. They are they the REAL Emergency Communicators, just to keep things in perspective.

Amateur radio is the backup plan to the backup plan. It’s a great resource when ALL else fails. If you walk around calling yourself a “Communications Specialist”, you will look like a complete and total ASS-CLOWN, which to me will give others a bad impression about ARES.

29
Oct

The Hamsexybago….

Tyler KD8CPP of West Virginia sent us this note:

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In Wood County West Virginia, we have a group, which I am a proud member of, called wood county emergency communications. I thought I would give a few, but outdated (we do have it updated though), pictures of our vehicle. See below and attached.

Communications:
1 – low band radio: 32 channels (36 – 50 mhz) public safety & business band.
2 – high band radios: 99 channels (150 – 170 mhz) public safety & business band.
1 – uhf band radio: 160 channels (450 – 470 mhz) public safety & business band
4 – two meter voice radios: 130 channels (144 – 148 mhz) amateur radio
1 – two meter packet radio: 14 channels (144 – 148 mhz) amateur radio
1 – hf radio: (3.5 – 30 mhz am/fm/cw/ ssb) amateur radio
1 – marine band radio ( all channels)
20 – uhf walkie-talkies: 14 channels (462 – 467 mhz) family radio service
16 – uhf walkie-talkies: 6 channels (450 – 470 mhz) public safety gmrs
1 – 12 volt portable uhf repeater: (input 467.550 mhz output 462.550 mhz)
1 – cellular telephone: phone number (304) 481-0611
3 – programmable scanners: (30 – 470 mhz) used as auxiliary receivers
4 – digital packet radio stations: used for secure communications
3 – laptop computers: for use with packet radio stations
1 – tone alerting encoder: for toning out fire departments & ambulance
1 – gps receiver: location system
2 – portable packet radio nodes: for use with digital communications
4 – two meter voice radios: 130 channels (144 – 148 mhz) amateur radio
1 – two meter packet radio: 14 channels (144 – 148 mhz) amateur radio
1 – hf radio: (3.5 – 30 mhz am/fm/cw/ ssb) amateur radio
1 – marine band radio ( all channels)
20 – uhf walkie-talkies: 14 channels (462 – 467 mhz) family radio service
16 – uhf walkie-talkies: 6 channels (450 – 470 mhz) public safety gmrs
1 – 12 volt portable uhf repeater: (input 467.550 mhz output 462.550 mhz)
1 – cellular telephone: phone number (304) 481-0611
3 – programmable scanners: (30 – 470 mhz) used as auxiliary receivers
4 – digital packet radio stations: used for secure communications
3 – laptop computers: for use with packet radio stations
1 – tone alerting encoder: for toning out fire departments & ambulance
1 – gps receiver: location system
2 – portable packet radio nodes: for use with digital communications

Antenna equipment:
11 – 7 foot antenna mast pipes
4 – wire antennas for hf stations
2 – ringo ranger – 2 antennas tuned for two meters and public safety
5 – magnet mount roof top antennas
Coax cables (various lengths)
Rope (various sizes and lengths)

Electrical:
Generator: 1000 watt honda & 5 gallons gasoline and 1 gasoline siphon hose
Extension cords: 3 – 50 foot 10/3 cords
2 – uninterrupted power supplies (permanent mounted)
2 – uninterrupted power supplies (portable) Ups outputs are 120 volts 250 watts
2 – 5 amp power supplies
2 – 300 watt 12 volt dc to 115 volt ac inverters
18 – 12 volt 25 amp hour batteries: (main power source) good for a minimum of 12 hours of operating time, each with quick disconnect plugs.

Miscellaneous:
IBM 486 computer with monitor, printer and zip drive
2 – green “command post” strobe lights (mounted on top of vehicle)
2 – pair Bushnell 12 x 50 binoculars
2 – 25 watt/115 db siren bullhorns
2 – 500,000 candlepower hand held spotlights
3 – flashlights with orange wands
12 – status boards and easels
1 – 10 x 10 canopy and 1 – 10 x 20 canopy (both self supporting)
10 – clipboards, miscellaneous secretarial supplies

I’m not exactly sure why he sent us these photos….. I mean, does he even read this site????!

in any case, visit the Wood Country Emergency whatevers at: http://www.wc8ec.com/

 

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28
Oct

N4NUM at it again

Hamsexy’s new favourite Official Observer is at it again.

Robert Pepper N4NUM, the OO who sent KG4FOY an Advisory regarding an accent-based mispronounciation of one letter of his callsign (it musn’t have been *that* bad, because little Bobby Rat-a-lot knew enough to send the notice to the right person), sent friend of the site K4WTF one for “unknown code or cipher” and something about an address change. Here’s  the letter K4WTF sent us:

 Hi guys.  Got my OO card (one of two promised) from the same tool that cited kg4foy.  It’s attached. He cited me for 97.113(a) and 97.21(a)(1). He claimed I used the code “4Q2”.  What I actually said was “Phork you too!”  What a tool.

The cite for 97.21(a)(1) is complete bullshit.  My address of record is accurate.  I still own that home.  Who the fuck does this asshole think he is?  I was staying in an extended-stay hotel the day he cited me.  Did he expect me to go out and update ULS with the address of the Extended Stay including my room number?  Feel free to post the card and my comments as an addendum to kg4foy’s.

N4NUM is certainly making a name for himself, and is the archetype of everything that’s wrong with Ham Radio these days.

 If anyone else gets any advisories by this tool, please send them to us. We need to shame this idiot into submission.

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26
Oct

Hamsexy Meetup this Sunday, October 29th!

Okay, hamsexuals… there’s going to be a small gathering of Hamsexy members in the holiest of holy lands, Schaumberg, Illinois.

Beers and wings will be consumed, pictures will be taken, fun will be had.

Please come out if you’re in the greater Chicago area!

Maybe we’ll all go to Motorola and take some pictures of all of us hoisting our oh-so-sexy HT’s in front of the big sign.

The Details:

Location: Hooters Restaurant (I swear, it was chosen only for the wings!)

Address: 1705 East Golf Road, Schaumburg, IL 60173 (Google map here)

Time: 7:30 pm CST (Don’t forget to turn your clocks back this weekend!) until whenever .

Please Bring: A good attitude, a decent appetite, a camera, and as many HT’s as you can fit on your belt!

See you all then!

25
Oct

Enabling the younger generation….

Perhaps if they want to get into “Law”, they should maybe pay for them to go to Law School (or at least a Police Foundations course…)

(submitted by anonymous, from QTH.com):

MISC – HELP PROGRAM
Hello Looking for HELP .Iam an Retired Police Officer Of 33++ years I
am in Florida .in an small Town .I have got some Teens togeather .They
would like to GO INTO LAW .I bought an older city police car .An also went
to an Police Auction an bought an Radio to put in the car .The Radio is an
(Ericsson GE model TMX-8810) I can find anyone that will PROGRAM it for me
.is there anyone( OUT THERE THAT COULD HELP ME) I have been in Radios for
over 40+ years .Just trying to HELP some TEEN .I will be Glad to PAY .This
is ALL on ME .Everyone Tells me the RADIO is to OLD (like me).Iam just
trying to PASS on something to TODAY KIDS( TEENS ) I Thank you for any
HELP .MY ALL OF YOU AN YOURS BE HAPPY AN SAFE Larry .ps My first Call sign
was 12W3087 BACK in 58 AGAIN THANK YOU
Listing #558284 – Submitted on 10/16/06 by Callsign NONE

25
Oct

The weekly net rundown…

A nice net people !

Welcome to our new friends who joined us for the first time and to our old reliables who came back after the storm.

  • Bob, K3BM was the net (out of) control.
  • Joe, KD8ATU – Michigan
  • Tyler, KD8CPP – West Virginia
  • MATT, KE4NOY – Tennesee + warp-radio.com
  • Robert, VE6PWT – Calgary
  • Tony, K6ALF – California
  • Peter, KG6SLY – California
  • Chris, KI4PAP – North Carolina
  • Jaymz, K2JSV – New York
  • Ray, N3FH – Pennsylvania
  • JR, KG6WXT – California

Thanks to all and see you next week !

18
Oct

Wednesday night net wrap-up

The net was held on Alternate site of *NCPENN* / 9058 , thanks to Corey, N3FE and the northeast reflector gang, thanks guys !

 Here is who was reading and found us:

  • KD8ATU – Joe
  • WB4ZCP – Steve
  • KE4NOY – MATT
  • KI4CTB – Ian
  • K8TEK - Tim
  • W8JUZ – Laura (by text box)

Kind of quiet, we are working on finding a permanent home for the net, more details when we have them.  Thanks to those who checked in.

 

18
Oct

You Say Toe-May-Toe, I Say Tuh-Mah-Toe…..

 Straight from the files of !?!?WTF?!?! In this special southern Hamsexy Strike Team report, we will de discussing proper radio diction while traveling through South Carolina. Most of us aren’t severely challenged enough to the point where we don’t realize that South Carolina is in fact, located in the south. It is arguable as to whether or not South Carolina is the birthplace of the confederacy, but most of us do at least know what happened at Fort Sumter less than one and a half centuries ago. One point that is not arguable is the fact that South Carolina is one of the most beautiful states in these wonderful United States. Even our automobile license plates say ‘Smiling Faces and Beautiful Places’. This is surely not arguable when you consider when you consider our Barrier Islands including Hilton Head, of course to Sassafras Mountain and everything that lies between. This is quite the reason your truly moved here twenty five years ago, leaving the fun and frolic of south Florida and Broward county behind.

 So what in the world is happening in good ol’ Souf Kaliner you might ask yourself? Well, most of you may know by now that the Upstate is the home of BMW (the common acronym for Bubba Made Wheels), with the upgrade of the areas industry to automotive from textiles, the area has drawn many immigrants, not just globally, but from north of the Mason-Dixon line as well. The upstate counties are now The Melting Pot at it’s finest. The problem seems to all boil down to this, South Carolinians don’t seem to have any problem understanding each other, Germans, English, French or even the other immigrants like mid westerners and New Englanders. By the same token, South Carolinian’s modifications to the English language to suit their applications seems to be well understood by all of the afore mentioned foreigners, why hell, even the Yankees understand us. The problem is, now sit down and brace yourselves; the Yankees here can’t understand each other! Hard to believe, you say, others may spring to their feet and proclaim sacrilege, but alas it is sad but true. The Master Race (no not the damned Germans), the high and mighty Yankees can no longer understand what each other are saying… Proof?!?! Of course I have proof, please send the children out of the room before you go any further…

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 Oh yes, there will be screaming, crying, wailing and gnashing of teeth on the wrong side of the ol’ Mason-Dixon tonight kiddies. Southern doctors working for the New Confederacy are working around the clock to see if this affliction striking Yankees is permanent and or potentially contagious to real human beings (southerners, obviously). I have actually received information that plans to strike and have the nation converted to The Confederate States of America by years end if their inability to understand each other is proven to be permanent or long term.

 In preparation for the rescue of our Hamsexy leaders and brethren, yes, even those in The Great White North, a meeting will be held at Corbitt McGee’s tonight at 7:00pm ET, it is located conveniently right here in the proposed new capital city of The Confederate States of America, Anderson, South Carolina (right behind Nations Bank one half block off of Main Street). Tune in tonight to the Hamsexy Net on VAN-IRLP in the event that there will be late breaking news and if not, be sure to check in with Goober anyway!

 




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