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May

The shit volcano at Dayton

By admin 27 Comments

Categories: Amateur Radio News, Hamfest Reports, Hamsexy Danger!, Hamsexy Sadness.... and Hamsexy WTF????

Okay…. Armageddon didn’t happen as planned, but at the Dayton Hamfest today, it seemed very likely that at least one of the plagues was being imposed by a vengeful God on the Amateur Radio community.

Our contacts at Dayton witnessed what can only be described as a shit fountain of unprecedented proportions. Undoubtedly, some overweight ham overtaxed the Hara Center’s plumbing system, causing a rupture of the sewer main underneath the outdoor exhibition area, in the middle of some hapless vendors and by the food preparation area.. Fountains of human feces erupted from the pavement, creating a river of liquid shit as yet unseen in the long and storied history of the Dayton Hamvention.

It was the rivers of feces, toilet paper and urine creeping into the vendor’s merchandise that was the first clue — no one noticed the telltale smell that such an event brings with it because everybody’s nose had long since gone numb inhaling the combined bodily odour of thousands of fat, smelly hams all weekend.

These photos were submitted by our spies, and I gotta warn you… they made me fucking gag. Not so much seeing hammy turds piled like cordwood, but that the Hara workers are standing in a LAKE OF LIQUID SHIT wearing nothing but sneakers. If you look closely, you can see that the man’s PANT LEGS ARE FUCKING DAMP.

If there was ever an unintended but wholly accurate editorial on the state of amateur radio in North America, it fucking happened at Dayton this year. Not only are normal people repelled by hams, even their excreta can’t stand to be associated with them.

***WARNING… THESE PHOTOS WILL MELT YOUR SOUL***

click the image for bigger, but take heed…

Got any more photos from Dayton? Send them on over!

Jan

Best shack in the world…

By Clyde McPhail 4 Comments

Categories: Hamsexy Danger! and RadioReference Gold

An anonymous submitter sent us these photos, but they should be familiar to anyone who frequents the “Post your Shack/Setup photos” forum on RadioReference.

The OP took a lot of flak for posting these, but I don’t know…. there’s kind of a Kafka-esqe charm to them, and it certainly looks like it belongs to a scanner user. I’m pretty sure a woman hasn’t been anywhere near this apartment in quite some time.

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Maybe he’s hoping the fire will take care of the stained carpet and the tobacco-yellowed walls. As always, click on the photos for larger.

Jan

Parking Lot Patrol

By Clyde McPhail 0 Comments

Categories: Hamsexy Danger!, Hamsexy WTF???? and Hamsexyness!

An anonymous submitter sent this to us….

An article from the Macon, Georgia Sun features the “Santa Patrol“, a group of hams who lurk in parking lots, looking for suspicious behavouir (all the while, looking rather suspicious themselves).

As our submitter said, he doesn’t know what’s funnier … the article’s subject matter, or the reader comments…. including one guy who somehow worked the article into a comparasion of the Patriot Act to George Orwell’s book “1981″ (It must have been a prequel to his better known book…)

View the article (and its Hamsexy goodness) here.

Sep

New Disturbing Whacker

By Clyde McPhail 17 Comments

Categories: Hamsexy Danger!, Hamsexy Sadness...., Hamsexy WTF????, Hamsexyness!, Vehicular Reviews and Whacker Alert!

Gotta love the whackers!!

This guy, YouTube username scnermn2004 (first name Keith) – who would be declared the new king of the whackers, if his videos weren’t so bone-chillingly disturbing.

A thread was posted about these videos on RR, but for some reason a moderator stepped out of nowhere and locked the thread for… well… for pretty much no reason.
Here’s his first video.

Nice move, dipshit… Getting in the way of a high speed pursuit so we can hear you say dumbshit things like “fuck yeah”, “go get ‘em boy!” and “yeeeea”.
Here’s a great video of the geek’s supersweet siren box install – in his glove compartment.

It goes beyond interfering with police chases.

Here’s a video of his very nerdy, VERY illegal ‘patrol’ vehicle – at least he had the sense to shoot it in a parking garage and not out in public – probably too afraid of the homeboys icing him for being a cop wannabe, or just embarassed.

And now, he’re the icing on this cake…. what do you do when you’ve got your car decked out with illegal lighting? Why, you weave around in traffic at night with your lights on! (complete with whacker music).
So, are these guys real cops? Of course not! Some Hamsexy members tried to send them messages through YouTube (on the videos that haven’t had comments blocked). Skiatook911, who is a police dispatcher, was met with this message from him:

Thanks for the comments, wow i give you high praise for being a 911 dispatcher, I’m closer than you think to becoming a peace officer, so whacker will no longer be directed towards me, but thanks for the comment anyway, idiot.

We’ve brought dangerous whackers like this to justice before. According to his YouTube profile, he lives in Santa Cruz, California. We ask the many Hamsexy members and friends who are police officers, please get these guys off the road before they get hurt or hurt others. We’ve got a few police officers on this guy’s case, so we’ll see what happens when they contact their brothers in Santa Cruz.

We will keep you all updated as we find out more information.

We had some technical difficulties, so we’ve lost the comments for this thread. Please re-post them!

We also want to thank the fine men and women at officer.com for linking to us, and helping us bring this guy to justice, or at least educate him on the dangerous errors of his ways.

May

Whacker shoots at cops

By admin 3 Comments

Categories: Amateur Radio News, Hamsexy Danger!, Hamsexy Followup and Hamsexyness!

This is HAMSEXY BREAKING NEWS!

�As posted by Steve KC5SAS on the Hamsexy Forums, famous REACT whacker and past feature on this site Col. Paul Broussard is in a little bit of trouble, accused of firing upon police officers outside of his house. This is BREAKING NEWS, and we will try to update this story as more details are made available. Previously, the good Colonel has graced these pages in reference to the uber-whackeristic REACT team he founded, to the embarassment of local Hams and REACTors in Louisiana. According to our information, he has a history of casual impersonation while carrying weapons.

We also present…

His Yahoo Profile
His Website

Anyhow, here’s�what KC5SAS posted on the forums:

Almost most everyone here is familiar with South Louisiana’s major nutjob, Colonel Paul Broussard. He is famous here for having chartered a REACT Team and having some of the most Whackertific vehicles ever presented on the pages of Hamsexy.

Now he’s in jail after surrendering this evening following a shootout and stand off with police. At http://www.klfy.com/Global/story.asp?S=6472531 you can find a video of the report showing the Colonel being arrested and a reporter discussing how well known the Colonel is to local cops because of his political views and driving vehicles with police lights and equiptment on them. From the news site:

Standoff in Scott Ends After Suspect Turns Self In
May 4, 2007 06:06 PM CDT

Shootout Ends in ScottA standoff in Scott ended just before 6:00pm Friday after a man accused of shooting a Scott Police Officer turned himself in.In an exclusive phone call with TV 10 Col. Paul Broussard says he fired at the law enforcement officers outside his home.It happened at the Landall Estates between Abassador Caffery and Mills St. on Willow. Police are still on the scene of the standoff in Scott right now.Stay tuned to TV 10 for more information on this developing story.This guy was a major embarassement to a group of hams who tried to form a legit Radio club through REACT. There were complaints to the REACT Board requesting that his charter be pulled but he was allowed to continue to Whack under the REACT title. Today’s news has already been passed on to the lawyers for REACT International. I’m sure they will not be happy to watch the video at that link.��

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Stay tuned for more details.��

Feb

A pre-emptive strike backfires…

By Hamsexy Management 39 Comments

Categories: Hamsexy Danger!

There was a thread on RadioReference about Sundance Citizens on Patrol’s website, a site about some civilians deputizing themselves with ranks and doing traffic assist. There really wasn’t much to it, and we decided not to post anything on the front page about it. The self-imposed ranks were kinda funny, but there wasn’t much meat there. A thread was created on our forums regarding the thread on RR, a few comments were made. We weren’t going to bother posting it on this site, as we didn’t really see the point. They seemed innocent enough, and didn’t do anything to us.

That is, until one of their members, a Capt. Peden, decided to PM one of our moderators with an utterly ridiculous threat:

Dear Moderator of Sundance Citizens Patrol Thread,

I find the comments reguarding Sundance Citizens Patrol and Emergency Services on your site to be slanderous at best and am requesting the it be immediately removed from the site and/ or the forum to be closed. The material is offensive and vulgur and needs to be removed immediately. If this is not done so in a timely manner I will report this website to my attorney who will take legal action. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that it is still illegal to slander someone and the moderator and or creater of the website will be held liable for anything posted on their website. This may include fines, penalties, closure of the site, and if I remember correctly I believe jail time as well. I don’t know I guess I will need to contact him. But in any case our rank structure is no ones business, but our own since it is used internally only. In addition personal comments reguarding myself are just plain rude and that is called sexual harrassment… is there a need for me to go any further?

Woah. Hold the phone. Threats? Threats of legal action? Sexual harassment? Against an innocent website, and a moderator who had nothing to do with the thread, who also happens to be a police officer? This will not stand.

If this is the kind of public relations that Sundance Citizens on Patrol has, we here at Hamsexy question their intentions and management. Accusing us of libel (learn the difference between libel and slander before you go accusing people of it) and sexual harrassment against Peden (who is a female), where clearly none exists? Is this how this group deals with such matters, falsely accusing us of crimes in an attempt to scare us into locking an innocent thread on our message forums? I don’t think so. We are consulting our legal team as to what to do next. Accusations of sexual harassment are very serious, and we will be debating about what to do next. Stay tuned.

Jan

Frozen Ham Steaks….

By Clyde McPhail 22 Comments

Categories: Hamsexy Danger!

An anonymous contributor sent us these photos, taken from a repeater site in Western Idaho. This is a classic example of how some hams just don’t know how to work with radio equipment. This co-located site donated some of it’s space to the local ham club to put up a 70cm repeater…. this repeater operated fine until a windstorm hit. The only casualties was the club’s UHF folded dipoles (the remaining one seen dangling on top of the VHF dipole) and what’s left of the solar panel array. Unfortunatley, a combination of ice loading and poor mounting quickly took the ham repeater (and probably some of the other customers on the site) off of the air. Click on the photos to see them in their frosty fullness.

Jan

Caitlin Martin update

By Purple Zero 4 Comments

Categories: Hamsexy Danger!

An anonymous submitter gave us this update on everyone’s favourite Transgendered scam artist, Caitlin Martin K7VO/K9NI:

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HamSexy Readers–Watch your wallet and member!

The transexual radio/computer scammer Caitlyn Martin is on the loose and has relocated back to her old haunt near Raleigh, North Carolina. She is staying away from the airwaves, and has refocused her efforts to get the confidence of computer readers. Leopards rarely change their spots and since no restitution has been done it is likely this scammer will poke it to computer readers via O’reilly.com. O’reilly has been contacted and is investigating so we’ll see which direction this goes. We all know his/her “deduct-a-dick-from-me” operation is not over yet (ouch, I don’t have much but the thought hurts the same) and that means some more sexy change scams are likely to occur.

http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/au/2654 (his/her O’reilly blog listing)
http://www.k7vo.net/ (latest update)
http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/au/2654