Author Archive for richard

31
May

Hot off the Whacker News Wire…

(Story comes to Hamsexy from WBNS 10TV – original story here.)

ONTARIO, Ohio — A man who investigators said was impersonating a police officer was arrested when officers caught him in the act, 10TV News reported Friday.

The most recent incident occurred about two weeks ago when Fred Heitzman, also known as known as Clyde, tried to pull a woman over.

Sophia Toney said she did not feel safe stopping, so she called police who told her to meet an actual officer at a nearby parking lot, 10TV’s Glenn McEntyre reported.

“He had a spotlight on the side of his car like police officers do,” Toney said. “When he turned on the rotating light that’s when I thought I was in trouble.”

Heitzman called the police department and asked for backup.

“This is Fred. Can you have a marked unit meet me at the foot of the bridge?” Heitzman told the dispatcher.

“What police department are you from?” the dispatcher said.

“Um, auxiliary patrol,” Heitzman answered.

“From where?” the dispatcher asked.

“Auxiliary state patrol,” Heitzman said.

“He is portraying himself as a police officer, which he is not in any shape or form,” said Ontario police officer Jason Day.

Pictures from the Ontario police department show Heitzman’s pretend police cruiser, fully equipped with lights in the front and back windshields, McEntyre reported.

Heitzman was arrested when an officer was sent to meet Toney in a parking lot. His car was impounded.

Heitzman was charged in two incidents in which police said he pulled over women for traffic violations. In both cases, police said he asked for ID, told the drivers to do better and then let them go.

“I think he believes that he’s just doing his part to keep the roadways safe,” Day said. “Leave law enforcement to the professionals.”

A search of the FCC database does not return any hits for any Heitzman with a first or middle initial of F or Clyde in Ohio, so (thankfully) this tool’s not a hamster.

But seriously – calling police over the air? I honestly laughed out loud.

See all the fantastic pictures here.

Edit: There’s a great live video of this story here.

Officer Dick clear.

21
May

Random photo submission…

This photo was emailed to me today by a friend of the site.

I think it sums up Dayton PERFECTLY.

Click on the image for a “larger” size… hell, in this case, it’s XXXXXL.

I’ll post more of my own photos later on tonight… enjoy!

03
Apr

The Infamous “DWI Hunter” Whacker Mobile…

I’ve seen this sexy beast many many times in and around Queens.

Last Friday, after locking my keys in my Jeep (don’t ask) and waiting for a tow truck, I spotted the elusive target in the same lot. He didn’t escape the cameraphone this time!

Notice the custom “RESCUE 7″ license plate, clearly a reference to the FDNY Rescue Squads… I don’t even think there’s a Rescue 7… there isn’t, I just checked. There are only 5. I guess this uber whacker thinks he’s an unofficial Rescue Squad of his own.

There are tons of rear facing lights, and no whacker-mobile would be complete without some really terrible vinyl lettering stuck on the bumper… D.W.I. Hunter, indeed!

The inside is, of course, a total shit pile, full of papers and junk. It’s clear the owner of this P.O.S. doesn’t have a significant other, as the passenger seat has a really crappy mobile office thing covering the seat. Either that, or his wife wouldn’t be caught dead in this eyesore.

I didn’t get pics of the inside or the front, as it was a snap and run (the urban wannabe can be a very hostile species, don’t cha know?)… but next time I see him, I’ll be sure to snap a few more.

Click on the thumbnail for a large version.

23
Jan

See you all in Thirty Days!

26
Oct

Hamsexy Meetup this Sunday, October 29th!

Okay, hamsexuals… there’s going to be a small gathering of Hamsexy members in the holiest of holy lands, Schaumberg, Illinois.

Beers and wings will be consumed, pictures will be taken, fun will be had.

Please come out if you’re in the greater Chicago area!

Maybe we’ll all go to Motorola and take some pictures of all of us hoisting our oh-so-sexy HT’s in front of the big sign.

The Details:

Location: Hooters Restaurant (I swear, it was chosen only for the wings!)

Address: 1705 East Golf Road, Schaumburg, IL 60173 (Google map here)

Time: 7:30 pm CST (Don’t forget to turn your clocks back this weekend!) until whenever .

Please Bring: A good attitude, a decent appetite, a camera, and as many HT’s as you can fit on your belt!

See you all then!

19
Jul

More ARES madness…

Am I the only one who thinks the following email message that was forwarded to me is HILARIOUS?

“To All:

At the request of the American Red Cross in Greater New York, as of 3:30 this afternoon ARES was placed on stand-by. The Red Cross has informed me that, after meeting with NYC officials, there is a possibility of power outages occuring in sections of the City due to the extremely high demand for, and usage of, electricity. Should an outage occur, we will need operators to act as communications support for some of the borough Chapter offices to provide a link to the EOC at Red Cross HQ in Manhattan.

Please be advised that this is NOT – NOT – NOT an activation! This is only a heads-up to the membership that we may be needed should an emergency occur. Please have your equipment ready to go, and make certain that you either talk to your borough EC first, or obtain information from the Citywide net that will be held on the Citywide frequencies (CityWide 1, 2 or 3) BEFORE YOU DEPLOY! I repeat – PLEASE DO NOT EVER SELF-DEPLOY!.”

1. I can smell all the sweaty, musty reflective vests coming out of the closet already as hammies break out the ancient HTs and hardhats.

2. Isn’t it sad that the ARES coordinator (or section manager, or whatever he’s called) needs to state MULTIPLE times that this is not an activation and to NOT self-deploy? I guess that means they’ve had fully vested-out ARES members show up on the scene before, ordering emergency staff around?

ARES: “Hi. I’m from ARES. And I’m here to take over communications.”

Real Emergency Worker: “Sure thing. You go stand over there next to the guys from RISAR.


13
Jul

Whackin’ it up in Queens

While walking to the subway tonight, I stumbled upon this gem.

I’ve seen this whacker around before, but I’ve never been able to catch a photo… until now.

Check out the rainbow “KEEP CLEAR 200 FT” on the rear of this Exploder, in colorful stick-on letters. Of course, there’s a full compliment of magmounts and emergency lights.

I think perhaps the best part about this sighting is that he used his emergency siren (or horn in this case), to go around traffic and run a red light (making a right on a red in NYC is very illegal).

Make sure you click on the 3rd picture to see him in the act. Tsk tsk.

I guess the driver was in a rush after stopping in at the Money Mart to cash a check (which is what he was doing).

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22
Jun

Calling all Hamsexuals! Field Day this weekend!

Ladies and Germs, don’t forget this weekend is the holiest of ham holy days, Field Day.

So get out there and take lots of pics for the site!

Feel free to send them to me at KC2OSF@gmail.com and I’ll get them up ASAP.

Hope everyone has a good weekend!




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